Happy Birthday Desiree!

Happy Birthday to our good friend and coconutty sister Desiree (AKA sbgdgt)! May your Malibu be plentiful and your hangover be brief!

This wonderful, sexy-as-hell woman is from Texas and loves a true southern gentleman. I know for a FACT that she has a small - okay, HUGE - crush on a certain undead Confederate Soldier, named Jasper. I am positive that the next time she imagines riding this cowboy, or any other cowboy/cowgirl for that matter, she would like for him or her to be wearing this and nothing but this:



So again, happiest birthday wishes to the lovely and talented Desiree! Help yourself to some cake (I'm no photo wizard, this was the best I could do at retouching. Shut up):



and a big ol' scoop of ice cream!




Love in Malibu,

Team Drunkard