Friday, February 5, 2010

Malibu Caribbean Rum - Proof that God Exists & That He Loves Us

Welcome to Malibu Musings - the only blog dedicated to the fantastically delicious, coconut flavored liquid candy known simply as "Malibu."


Malibu is a wonderfully versatile spirit. It can be consumed in its purest form as a shot or "on the rocks." It can also be mixed with various other beverages such as cola (we recommend Pepsi), fruit juices (most commonly, Pineapple), or even....milk. Yep. You read that right - milk.


Malibu tends to enhance the drinker's personality. It is not uncommon to experience social euphoria while imbibing generous amounts of this clear, slightly viscous rum. It is also not uncommon to begin rousing chants of "1, 2, 3, FUCK IT," post sexually provactive photographs, or publically announce that your pants have just been removed. Such actions should be considered normal and are always hilariously entertaining.



Please check back often for recipes, anecdotes, and general musings regarding this wonderous gift to the world from the Caribbean island of CuraƧao.

2 comments:

  1. OH MY GOD, I love it. 1, 2, 3 Fuck it, indeed

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  2. How am I just learning about this?!?!?!?!?

    I LOVE MALIBU!

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